Random Pattern Weekly 9/3/2007

Taboo Plaza

I Don't Think the Buddha Knew About Pot

From my introduction with Zazen, I've come away with the notion that the Buddha is asking for us to
integrate ourselves in the moment and recognize now.  Pot is great for that.  Once you get past the feelings of paranoia and the sinking feeling in your stomach, pot zones you out.

You don't recognize time- if you're relaxed.
You don't stress about the moment- when you relax.
You don't really care- after you relax.
You just are and pot helps you relax.

That's my understanding of the goal of Zazen, which is better known as the Zen Buddhist tradition. 
In the grand scheme of things, I think I want a stoner holding the trigger for us.
A coke-head will overreact and push the button too soon. 
A drunk will be more prone to act like a  belligerent bully.
A pot head's going to take a while to pull the trigger on a war or set off a nuke. 
A pot head might relax and contemplate more readily than any other drug user.
Pot is our way to peace, but first we have to get past the notion that peace is a bad thing.
The United States of America is not a peaceful country.
We like war.
We like winning.
We don't want to negotiate.
We want to dominiate and be proven right.

http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/archives/2007/03/
I think the Buddha was on the right path (as was Jesus, Socrates & Mohammed) but I don't think he knew about pot.



Current Affairs

I went to the Slayer/Marilyn Manson concert a week ago. 
I live in the Desert Southwest area and the concert was outside.  It was about 105 degrees
outside.  In the seating area, it was probably 30 degrees hotter.  I was melting and Slayer was kicking ass.  Manson came on and the tempo slowed down to a melancholy thrumming vibration from the walls of sound on stage.  I hadn't been to a show like this in years. 
It was my first time seeing Slayer live.  I've listened to their music over ten years.  My wife went to see Marilyn Manson. 
The crowd is always interesting.  This time I found myself in comparison- contrast mode.  The girls didn't have big hair and mini-skirts, but they were still dressing as slutty as ever.  I was pleasantly surprised to find that the Indians were the one thing that seemed the same as in years past.  They were steadfastly representing in concert shirts at the thrash show in respectable numbers.  Some of Manson's fans were a bit odd (wearing face paint and what not,) but it was an enjoyable show and a pleasant crowd.
Although I am again forced to realize that no longer am I a young man. 



Getting to Know Your Government

The rules for the United States Senate are detailed in Article 1 of the U.S. Constitution.  Section
3 of the U.S. Constitution lays out the requirements for being a Senator.  Only four requirements must be met to be a U.S. Senator.
 1. You have to be appointed by the state you represent.
 2. You have to be over the age of 29.
 3. You have to be a citizen of the United States for no less than 9 years.
 4. You have to be an inhabitant of the state you represent.
        
http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/constitution.articlei.html#section10
The common narrative currently delivered to the U.S. people seems to suggest that something more is required to fill this federal office.  Too often the word "experience" gets bandied about when speaking of federal office.  If not experience, then there are suggestions that someone must understand the way things work in order to get anything done in federal office. 

In a more general
sense, U.S. media suggests that someone may not be qualified to hold office even though they are constitutionally qualified (i.e. the only qualifications that really matter.)  The Constitution is very explicit on what requirements must be met to hold federal office in the U.S for a reason.  It is not brain surgury and a law degree is not required.  Ultimately, if you can form an opinion and answer 'yay' or 'nay' AND you meet the requirements detailed above- You could be
a Senator!

Here's some of the perks of being a United States Senator.
 U.S. Senators have "worked" the following number of days this year so far:
  16 days out of 31 in January 2007
  12 days out of 28 in February 2007
  21 days out of 31 in March 2007
  10 days out of 30 in April 2007
   15 days out of 31 in May 2007
  18 days out of 30 in June 2007
  15 days out of 31 in July 2007
  August is to be determined
      
http://thomas.loc.gov/home/ds/h1101.html

 U.S. Senators have a pretty sweet working schedule, but the perks don't end there.
  -U.S. Senators have exclusive Senate access to a state-of-the-art fitness spa complete with massage rooms and a defibrillator.    
      http://www.patriotvocals.info/PatriotActivismMarioGovtIssuesSenatePerksSpa.htm

  -"[P]ensions that can be 2-3 times more generous than those for similarly-paid   
   private sector executives..."    http://ga1.org/campaign/perks_pork/
  -At least two free office spaces
  -Free foreign travel
  -Free postage
  -automatic pay raises
        
http://www.russfeingold.org/pay_raise_jan_04.php
  -Free life insurance
  -A staff allowance of at least $400,000
  -Expense account for telephone and office supplies
  -32 free roundtrips home a year
  -Access to a film production studio
  -Free fresh cut flowers
  -Free income tax preparation
  -Use of Senate baths for $100 a year        
I think we can agree that being a United States Senator is a pretty kick ass job.  Not only do you get all of this, but you also make a minimum of $158,000 a year for a six-year period of time.  That is granting that you don't screw up really bad and get thrown out of office.

We need to move beyond the notions of kings and queens.  These are people with all of the inherent faults people possess.  Just to reiterate, this is not brain surgery.  The writers of the U.S. Constitution would've included additional requirements for office if they thought it was necessary.  They were just being idealistic apparently, because we (as did they) still hold on to a thought that there is such a thing as "better" people.

If we can place our trust in the hands of "quality" people, somehow everything will turn out great.  We hold this notion unexpressed as a dogma close to our hearts.  It is clearer when you look at how people react to certain types of people having power.  Through negative affirmations of "quality," people being necessary for the administration of government, you can see this tendency by suggesting in certain groups that black Americans, Mexican Americans or female Americans should hold office. 

There are pockets across the country that believe certain groups of people wouldn't be fit to hold office.  If you really want to stir up a large group of Americans, suggest that federal office should be lotteried rather than holding elections.

It is time that we truly democratize our country.  It seems we are stuck on a rung of an evolutionary ladder.  Throughout human history power has slowly dispersed to include more people.  From monarchy to oligarchy, our Way has been to liberalize that which seems Rigid Time Immemorial.

In the spirit of public service, I have identified those people who currently fill the office of United States Senator.  I have laid relatively bare what American citizens pay these people to do their job.  I now intend, over the next few months, to briefly examine the reputations of the people currently in office.  This is not done with an intent to sway or harm anyone with regard to one candidate or the other. 

The elections are not my focus.  My focus is on the concept of "quality" people.  If the current system somehow safe guards us from the riff raff, then the people currently forming the system should have nothing to worry about.  However, it is my theory that the people in office now are no "better" than randomly picked Americans across the country.  For once, I would like to see a guy in a t-shirt talking about how he voted on the tax appropriations bill and why he made the decisions that he made.  I would like to see a Mexican chick with huge bangs popping her gum and giving her opinion about the war in Iraq.  These people have intelligence and worth.  They are America and Americans ultimately share a desire to make America the best country on Earth.  I think we've fallen short of that mark for a long time now and sooner or later we'll need to make a correction.

Why wait until we've reached a state of crisis?



Our Nation is Dumber for This…Thank You for Your Participation!

He's right.
Judge Robert Hanson, a Polk County, Iowa magistrate, has stated:

"Couples...who are otherwise qualified to marry one another may not be denied licenses to marry or certificates of marriage or in any other way prevented from entering into a civil marriage ... by reason of the fact that both person comprising such a couple are of the same sex."
               http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/30/AR2007083001895.html

He's right and you can't argue with him, because he specifies a "civil marriage."  Speak for God if
you must, but we live in a land guaranteeing equal protection under the law and in the eyes of the law- a marriage is simply a fiscal contract.  You owe one another (more the guy than the girl, but that subject is definitely debatable on a historic level.)

Get married and incur debt.
Get married and assume the need of the law to break up.
Get married and be as you will, but do it as a unit.

Don't mistake my matter of fact nature as any type of negative outlook with regards to marriage.  I
have nothing against marriage, but I recognize it for what it is.  I don't have a romantic notion that God gives a rat's ass what I'm doing from moment to moment.  I know in my mind that if God love's me, then God doesn't really need me to be anything more than what I am.  I also know that if God hates me, what hope do I have anyway?

Take God out of the equation and what do you have? 
From a simple democratic model, you arrive at something similar to Judge Robert Hanson's analysis or you honestly admit you can't stomach the thought of two guys rubbing up on each other and you're willing to use a gun to solve the dispute.

What will Iowans do? 

According to the Washington Post, Iowans like House Minority Leader Christopher Rants want to drive
an initiative for a state constitutional amendment to stop homo's from humping each other.

(There's nothing like regressing to simpler attitudes to make you feel warm and toasty about where we're headed as a
species.)



Does Guiliani Really Even Stand A Chance?

Newsroom America reports that Senator Fred Thompson has finally almost made the commitment to stop delaying the inevitable by announcing that he's really going to run for president.  Newsroom America also points out,

"Though he has yet to officially declare his intention to seek the White House, he has consistently
scored in the top three GOP candidates behind Rudy Guiliani and Mitt Romney since rumors of a
potential presidential bid began surfacing."    
                                                                                  http://www.newsroomamerica.com/politics/story.php?id=390149

Does anyone really think that Guiliani stands a chance?  Any opposing campaign committee worth their weight in butter has this video queued up and ready to play just on the off chance that Rudy makes it past the primaries.



Then there's Mitt. 
Is America ready for a Mormon president?  It was less than 200 years ago that American mobs were driving Mormons westward to the deserts of Utah and Vegas.

I'm thinking Mitt and Rudy have got as good a chance of winning as Bill Richardson.



Tip of the week

Find people that stimulate you mentally. 
You will be challenged and receive benefits from that stimulation well into your future.



Birthday Shout Outs (September 2nd to September 8th)

9-2

(1964) Keanu Reeves- His work in River's Edge pretty much foreshadowed his acting style for
the rest of his career, but the first Matrix movie was ground-breaking.



(1968) Salma Hayek- She's all right.

9-3

 (1955) Steve Jones- The Sex Pistols made their mark.



(1965) Charlie Sheen- He's got Red Dawn, Platoon and Young Guns on his resume.  I guess that makes up for "Two and a Half Men."

9-4

(1908) Richard Wright- You've got to acknowledge when an American brother managed to o
vercome adversity before Civil Rights.
(1951) Martin Chambers- The Pretenders had their moments.
(1960) Damon Wayans- He was a funny guy and "In Living Color" was one of the best sketch c
omedy shows ever.



(1960) Kim Thayil- Soundgarden had a nice sound.
 (1970) Ione Skye- She was in River's Edge and Say Anything.  That's enough to make my list.
 (1981) Beyonce Knowles- Can you say, "ba donka donk?"

9-5

 (1847) Jesse James- He proves that life is a lot like professional wrestling- whether you're
a good guy or bad guy you're only as important as the number of people that talk about you.
 (1929) Bob Newhart- A very funny man.



(1940) Raquel Welch- She was a hotty.
 (1946) Freddy Mercury- He helped create the beat that made Vanilla Ice rich.
 (1966) Terry Ellis- En Vogue had some nice songs.



9-6

 (1888) Joseph P. Kennedy- You can blame this guy for Ted, John F. and Robert Kennedy.
 (1939) David Allan Coe- He wrote quite possibly the greatest country & western song.


(1943) Roger Waters- Pink Floyd, at their pinnacle of success, was the greatest band ever.


(1944) Swoosie Kurtz- She was in Slap Shot, Wild Cats and Bubble Boy.  Once again- good enough for my list.
 (1947) Jane Curtin- An alumni of Saturday Night Live.  She was one of the best straight
characters from any SNL cast.
 (1964) Rosie Perez- Associated with "In Living Color" and White Men Can't Jump.  That's an
awesome career.

9-7

 (1936) Buddy Holly- He was a pioneer in getting rock music a mainstream audience.
 (1949) Gloria Gaynor- What would sad, drunk women do at karaoke bars without her.



(1951) Chrissie Hynde- Once again, the Pretenders had their moments.


(1951) Julie Kavner- The lady behind the voice of Marge Simpson.
 (1964) Eazy E- Rest in Peace.


9-8

 (1925) Peter Sellers- The Pink Panther movies are classics in comedy.
 (1932) Patsy Cline- A lasting pioneer in country music.
 (1947) Benjamin Orr- The Cars were an awesome band with amazing longevity.
 (1948) Akihisa Mera aka Great Kabuki- He proved you could draw wrestling crowds without speaking.


(1964) Scott Levy aka Raven- A very interesting wrestling character.


Belly Laugh

Jack Paar on the Johnny Carson show. 

This is a nice piece of nostalgia that demonstrates life wasn't a cleaner place to be, they were maybe a little more apt to color up language and allude to the obvious but perverse undercurrents were still there just not as honestly expressed as today.

 

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